Product Review: Glow In The Dark Glass Butt Plug, sent to me by Funzze.
This butt plug will have you glowing with pleasure..
I have a bit of a complex past with anal play.. and vaginal play, to be fair.
I've mentioned my past with vaginismus before. During the point in my life that I was really struggling with this condition I tried anal play, and found that I really enjoyed it. Whether this be plugs, didos, or occasional partnered play.
After some time 'playing in the mud' I considered myself a bit of a connoisseur. I'm joking, of course, as I know there are some very big anal players out there. But, I certainly didn't consider myself a newbie or anything.
One day, I settled in with one of the very few steel plugs that I had purchased and decided that I was going to enjoy my alone time that evening, in the apartment I shared at the time. Then, I would have considered myself interested in being able to 'size up' and use larger toys anally. I was excited about it!
At first, everything seemed the same as any other time I had used a plug. I laid down, I turned on something to watch, got the lube..
I don't remember how long I had been playing with my steel plug and I gave a little push passed 'that' point.. you anal players know what I mean. That tight spot where your anal sphincter is. Once you get passed there, most everything seems to fit.
This time, everything did not seem to fit. This time, I felt a sharp pain. It wasn't unbearable, so I had a thought that it would pass.
Then, my vasovagal response kicked in, and I didn't know anything more until I'd come to with a butt plug in.
An experience that is funny, now, to talk about. But, it left me a lot more nervous and a lot less keen to push the boundaries.
This was my last experience with toys of rigid material until now, as everything else I had was made of silicone. I am a creature of habit when I find something that I like so didn't branch out and try anything else made of a solid material.. or even consider it, until I was choosing new product testing toys from Funzze's website.
I'd been tempted by glass products before, and had heard some good things about them. So, when I saw this Glow In The Dark Glass Butt Plug, I figured this was as good a time as any to give one a try!
An eye catching product..
After the products arrive at my house, I typically forget about them until it comes time to open and test another. I typically completely forget what I've even chosen until I open a new box.
This was no different. I went into the closet where I keep the products that need to be tried and pulled out a box. There were 2 boxes left, and I had no memory of what was in either.
I used the scientific method (eenie-meenie-minie-moe) to choose which one I would open and review this time. My finger landed on the larger box, and I brought it out to the living room while trying to rack my brain to think of what I had chosen in the first place.
All products from Funzze (that I have had so far, at least) come with a little storage bag and a note card about the product. As I picked up the golden storage bag, I saw the product laying in the box, and threw the card aside.
This product is absolutely stunning to look at. I don't think I've ever had a prettier adult toy, and spent the first minutes holding it up to the sun in front of the window.
It is so beautiful and mesmerizing, in fact, that I didn't even realize/remember that it was a glow in the dark toy. Guess I should have read the note card..
When I first open a toy I always have planned time for any prep, like charging, that may need to be done before the testing process. This clearly isn't needed for this product, so I set it on the bedside table until the next day when I planned to actually give it a go.
So, this is where I found out that it is a glow in the dark toy. Later that night, when I entered the dark room, with the green glowing butt plug lightly illuminating me from the nightstand.
tricky testing..
When I was ready to first try testing this product I did everything the same as l always do. I set up my little space, set up my camera, and made sure I had PLENTY of lube!
I was comfy, excited, and ready to give this product a proper try!
Laying down in front of my camera and pressing the button to record, I squeezed on the lubricant out and rubbed it over the toy. I didn't do anything specific to accommodate temperature play in this instance, but the toy was a little cool from sitting out in the autumn air near the bedroom window. Many people enjoy glass toys because of their use with respect to temperature play, and I think this could be interesting to try in the future.
I leaned onto my side on my bed, lifting my leg up to create a comfy position for the task at hand. I spent some time just rubbing it around externally, and exploring sensations.
After some minutes, I started to try to work towards inserting it. I knew this wasn't going to be a toy that would slip right in.
So, I tried.. and I tried some more.. and I couldn't get it passed that anal sphincter point. I told myself that it was just because it must be a larger toy than I'm used to, because I wasn't used to the material.. But, after an hour of trying to relax and enjoy, I realized that I wasn't enjoying it much.
Whatever the reason, I did not love this product. Which is a first for me.
I did try it a few more times and the experiences were much the same. This just isn't my toy!
I believe that for me, specifically, this may be for a mix of reasons. Firstly, my experience that I mentioned in the introduction that made me nervous regarding anal play. Paired with the rigidity of the material of the product, and the size may have been a bad choice for me from the beginning.
I can absolutely say that this is not an issue with the product in any way! Me not enjoying this product completely comes down to my preferences in adult toys.
With all of this in mind.. If you are more accustomed to anal than I.. Or are a fan of glass toys particularly.. You would probably really enjoy this product, and I think you should try one!
The features
Material: Hypoallergenic Glass
Manufacturer: Funzze
Glow in the Dark
Temperature Friendly
Waterproof
Weight: 133g
Overall Length: 3.90 Inches
Insertable Length: 3.5inches
Maximum Width: 1.6 inches
Maximum Girth: 5.02 Onches
Neck Width: 0.77 inches
Base Width: I.48 Inches
Thank you, Funzze, for sending me the Glow In The Dark Glass Butt Plug
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